People Who Didn’t Exactly Get What They Paid For
When you order something online or over the phone, you expect the product to look and feel a certain way. You expect a certain level of quality. You expect the clothing you order to fit a human body. Unfortunately, our expectations don't always match up to reality. These people got trolled hard.
At Least It Looks Good On The Cat
I promise you that the model in that picture is not wearing the same size top as that cat. There is no way that her entire chest could fit into something the width of a flip-flop.
At least the cat looks good. We wouldn't want her flashing anyone at the beach.
Let It Go
That cake is looking at Elsa like, "I'm sorry I can't be her." We're all sorry we can't be her, but at least we don't look like an ice warlock.
The next time this bakery attempts to make a cupcake cake, maybe they should try something simpler, like a flower, or a snowman.
When Shoes Go Poof
Are these supposed to be slippers or shoes? I'm sure when this guy placed his order, he was expecting footwear that he could actually wear outside, not sleep shoes for people with perpetually chilly tootsies.
I hope he sent these back and got a full refund.
This Is Worse Than Doodle Bob
This thing looks like it's about to bust out the "mehoy minoy" at any moment. Why does it only have one eye and two giant teeth?
The packaging clearly shows that it's supposed to have two distinct eyeballs. Keep reading to see a pop tart that doesn't quite live up to expectations.
This Is False Advertising
If I buy a pack of chocolate chip cookies, I expect all of those cookies to have chocolate chips in them. Anything less is false advertising.
One or two chocolate chips per cookie would be disappointing, but no chocolate chips? That's a disaster. Rectify this immediately, "Famous Amos,' if that is your real name.
This Shaving Cream Lied To Us
I get why it's important for shaving cream to be rust proof. If you're going to be using it around water, it should be up to the task.
What I don't get is how a can of shaving cream could say it's rustproof, when in reality it is a rust magnet. Why must you lie to us, shaving cream?
Semi-Frosted Is More Like It
This Pop-Tart looks more like the metal table that it's sitting on than the picture on the wrapper.
When I purchase a frosted cinnamon Pop-Tart, I expect a fully frosted, light brown, delicious, unhealthy pastry. I do not expect a pale cracker with holes in it.
This Is Why It's Important To Include Dimensions
I bet now this guy understands why only paid ten dollars (including shipping) for an intricately designed Persian rug. It's because that's a rug for a dollhouse. Or a very well designed hamster cage.
We can all learn a valuable lesson from this guy. Always check the product size.
I ToT I Taw A Puddytat
Tweety's not looking so good. I think Sylvester may have finally gotten to him. Either that or he's been eating too many special brownies.
I know this is not the Tweety Bird that the packaging promised, but I think he still looks delicious. 10/10 would eat.
What Are These? Lawn Chairs For Ants?
Again, always check product dimensions. If you're going to order lawn chairs, make sure that you can actually fit your butt on them.
If something only costs one dollar, it's probably too small for a human person. Keep reading to see another product that is too small for a human person, but this one doesn't have any excuse.
This Is Not Correct
A color changing mug sounds like a lovely idea, that is, if it is actually a color changing mug and not a picture of a color changing mug on a regular mug.
I'm not sure what happened here, but somebody made a big mistake. Take all of my one-star reviews.
An Honest Mistake
Admittedly, blonde and blind are very similar in spelling. I just think that any self-respecting bakery would make 100% sure that someone requested a blind girl on a cake before they went ahead and sculpted a blind girl out of fondant and modeling chocolate.
They didn't even make a blonde blind girl.
Nobody's Face Is This Small
This one I do not understand. Please explain to me who this is for. No doll needs a face mask. No person has a two-inch face.
Is this whole thing a scam or does this tiny face mask have an actual purpose? At least she'll have a very moisturized forehead.
I'm A Size 8— Human
Either websites need to be more clear about sizing, or people need to be smarter about ordering online.
I think in this case, everybody needs to be smarter. Including her sister who wrote "offline" instead of "online." It's "off the web" or "online." Come on, people.
This Is Supposed To Be A Dove
What a lovely Easter treat. Absolutely no effort went into making this look like a dove. The icing isn't even blended. It looks more like bird poop than an actual bird.
I'd still eat it though. Food is food is food. Read on to see a swimming pool that knows how to work its angles.
If The Dress Fits
Amazon strikes again. This is why it's important to try on clothes before you buy them. I don't think this guy would have paid for a tank top that fits like a body-con dress if he could have tried it on first.
He does look great in it though.
But Who Would Want That?
Oh Amazon, will you ever learn? Or should I ask, will we ever learn to stop buying things on Amazon?
Nobody wants to sleep directly on top of a picture of a little boy. Are you trying to give us all nightmares? I wouldn't put it past Amazon.
Angles Are Everything
This is like Myspace but for real estate. At least the house looks really nice. I could forgive the camera trickery with the pool if it meant getting a super cool wooden house on a lovely plot of land.
I'd just stay out of the water.
Pants And Socks In One
ASOS is a British company, so maybe they just aren't used to US standard measurements.
Jeans that are too long are way better than jeans that are too short, though. You can always hem long jeans (or just embrace the built-in socks). Short jeans are garbage.
Well, Surprise I Guess
This is the opposite of being sneaky. If a customer asks for sneakiness, you gotta deliver. And you gotta deliver in a way that maximizes the stealth factor.
I hope this girl got to the box before her mom saw it. Everyone deserves a good surprise every now and then.
