Pictures Your Dirty Mind Thought Were Totally Legit

Dirty Pillows

There's a right way to carry around your neck pillow, and then there's this way. Beige neck pillows already look like a butt so you're asking for trouble if you're willing to walk around with it like this lady is. It's impossible to bash neck pillows though, because they're so comfy and can make flying 100 times more enjoyable.

Literal Butt-Head

Can we talk about the baby's shirt first and foremost? These parents should be worried if their baby is already BFFs with its aunt at that age. The "cool aunt" shouldn't be seen as a threat to the parents till at least six years old when she starts babysitting for the day and allows an excessive amount of sugar to enter the kid's mouth.

Want a visual representation of what your insides look like after you eat Mexican food? Well, that's coming up and you won't want to miss it.

No Shave November

It's becoming more common to see women with body hair, and it's hard to blame them. An extra layer of insulation is never a negative— it allows you to buy that trendy spring jacket during the winter instead of that wool clunky piece that anyone who's shaved has to get.

Elmo Teaching The Real Lessons

Big thanks to Elmo for normalizing prostate exams from a young age. Almost 1 out of every 10 men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer so it's a disease that affects a lot of families. There's a stigma that follows the prostate exam, but if Elmo gets one it could be seen as normal no matter how unintentionally informative this cover is meant to be.

Light A Fire Under His ***

This is a fairly relatable picture of anyone who's eaten at Chipotle or made the mistake of saying "extra spicy, please" at a Mexican restaurant. It needs to be common knowledge that if someone goes to eat Mexican food that they 100% will not be seen at work the next day. "Post-Mexican Day" needs to be recognized in every work contract as a paid holiday.

Who knew mice were kinky too? You'll see shortly when you see this hilarious optical delusion.

Unique Yoga Position

It's no surprise to anyone that people who live, eat, and breathe everything Yoga are a little bizarre. Don't you dare even mention to a Yogi that you've drunk alcohol at some point because they will stare at you like your chakras are totally misaligned. If you've even sniffed a bagel just forget about going to your hot yoga class because you've committed the worst sin a Yogi can commit.

Thicc Couch

The owner of this couch needs to put this on Kijiji and capitalize on the objectophilia market that's apparently running rampant right now. An objectophile has a sexual attraction to objects, and one of the common objects happens to be furniture which is wildly confusing, but to each his own.

So That's What Mice Do

Have you ever sat up at night, listening to the mice in your basement walls and wondered what they do for fun? Do they invite mice from the neighbor's house over for a little soiree on holidays? Do the baby mice have goth phases that last years too long? Do they use sex toys? Well, we have our answer.

What do a Seinfeld CD and a finger butt have in common? You're about to find out so hold your horses.

Excuse Me, Coming Through

This guy just found out that bathing suits were going on sale at Wal-Mart, but he interpreted that as "birthday suits" so he decided he would show up in one. This guy also looks like he just got a text from his side chick saying her parents aren't home and at this point he's willing to risk it all by bringing his girlfriend along for the ride.

A Perfect Score

Anyone who can do what the average figure skater can on the ice clearly has a lot of talent, but this pair might be showing off at this point. With the pros proving that it takes that special something to score a perfect 10, skaters are getting creative. Still, a reenactment of the birthing cycle on the ice might be going a bit too far.

"It Feels Real"

Want to know what's more blasphemous than this finger butt? The fact that NBC offered Jerry Seinfeld $5 million an episode for him to sign on to do a 10th season which would've made him $110 million by the end. He said no. If that doesn't make you sick to your stomach, I don't know what will.

Ken and Barbi are caught in an act that could be career ending. That exclusive photo is just ahead.

Veggie Tails

Vegetables are incredibly important and more people need to add them to their daily diet. If it takes making them look sexually inviting to get more people to eat them then that's what we might have to do. If more people know, for example, that you can dye your hair with beets, or that eating a lot of carrots can turn your skin orange then we can make everyone healthier.

Inhumanely Flexible

This is a yogi's dream to be this flexible. If you're a yogi you looked at this picture and screamed "YAAAAAS" at the top of your lungs. I'm convinced the goal for every yoga fanatic is to be able to walk like a crab or a spider on all fours everywhere you go with your lower back contorted like an alien.

Get Ken Away From The Stable

Barbi and Ken get away with a lot of questionable actions. For example, Ken is loving this horse quite a bit and yet Barbi isn't batting an eye. It maybe shouldn't be too surprising considering zoophilia numbers are constantly increasing. Perhaps the worst thing about this photo though is the fact that it's $20 for that set, which is price gouging.

Coming up is a magazine that will make your poop seem very normal and it's kind of crappy.

Stag Shop Trophy

Professional golfer Cristie Kerr had an unfortunate moment with a weirdly shaped trophy. It looks like the organizers freaked out last minute that they didn't have a trophy, so they went somewhere they knew would have an expensive glass "structure". The Stag Shop was the first and last stop, and we're thankful for it because it led to this hilarious moment.

Pet Friendly

Is there anything cuter than a puppy? Name one thing and don't say "baby hedgehogs" because even though they look cute, their spikes are like razor blades that are just waiting for you to "see what it feels like". Puppies don't have spikes and therefore you don't need to be a surgeon to know where you can and can't pet. The end.

Power Move

According to the Mayo Clinic, working out helps speed along the process of digestion and helps with maintaining a healthy stool. Unfortunately for this lady, she looks to be deficient in zinc, iron, and fiber. Someone needs to get a congestant into this women's system asap. Still, that shake does look surprisingly good.

Second Base

The dirt on a baseball diamond is full of germs and bacteria that can be destructive to your immune system. It's important to have lube, I mean hand sanitizer, in every dugout to be able to quickly abolish any harmful substances that tend to hang around second base. We need more socially aware individuals like whoever put this on the stadium wall.

Getting Handsy

There is nothing like getting a cute picture with Grandma and Grandpa while out on your family vacation, is there? This girl will probably say otherwise because it looks like she's getting a little handsy with your g-pa but pockets are in pants for a reason. Pockets keep you warm and are super practical, and it's an outrage that women's pants don't offer that same level of practicality. Shame.