The Best Halloween Costumes From Amazon This Spooky Season
Don't be the three-hole-punch-Jim or the sheet ghost at the Halloween party this year and get yourself one of these iconic costumes Amazon is slinging our way this year. Up your spooky game by showing up in something they'd never expect... a giant squirrel costume. Yeah, definitely nobody would ever expect that.
Here are some of the funniest and best Amazon costumes for kids, women, men, and couples this season. Once you grab one of these the rest of the holiday is easy and you can get back to eating an entire bag of snack-size Snickers.
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This Squirrel Is Hiding His Nuts
Guys, you need to be getting on the animal costume train because this men's squirrel costume is just about the best thing I've seen recently. It's the perfect costume for anyone who's looking to get a head start on getting prepared for the winter.
Plus, a bonus of this costume is that it's only $64.09. You might be thinking "that's too much," but you're forgetting that the costume comes with a giant tail in the back. Get it here.
Life Finds A Way, And So Does This Children's Dinosaur Costume
This children's inflatable T-Rex costume is the ultimate winner at any costume contest. Seriously, the minute a kid shows up in one of these we should all go home because they're winning at everything. This thing is making me nostalgic for a time when the dinos really walked among us.
The best part about this costume is that you can grab the version of the T-Rex that has sounds... and um, that's fantastic. They've even got a velociraptor version that's available for everyone that wants to scare the life out of Chris Pratt. Get yours here.
Bacon Baby Because A "Bun In The Oven" Was Too Overdone
This bacon baby costume is legitimately the only thing infants should wear this Halloween. I mean look at it—it's comfortable, it's like being swaddled, and it's a piece of lean turkey bacon so the baby can watch its cholesterol.
Just look at those eyes full of hope. That baby just learned the expression "you are what you eat" and is hoping that this costume means that its mom is going to give it some bacon. Well, sorry kid, but I'm pretty sure you don't want blended baby food bacon. Get yours here.
Think Tink
This women's Tinkerbell costume is here for all of us so we can be the Disney character we actually want to be. Look, princesses are great and all, but I would much rather be an adorable fairy who's constantly upset at a dude who's always messing something up. Looking at you, Pete.
A bonus is that this costume doesn't come with a trail of pirates crawling around you trying to put you in a jar. That would be very unpleasant. Get yours here.
9/10 Dentists Recommend This Couple's Costume
Finally, get your dentist off your case about oral hygiene with this toothbrush and toothpaste couples costume. When he asks you how long you brush your teeth for you can tell him that once you brushed them for 24 hours. Sure, they'll be confused why you still have cavities then, but that's just one of life's great mysteries.
9/10 dentists recommend this costume because I'm not sure if there even is a 10th dentist. He's either nonexistent or out there roaming the badlands crying out into the sky asking why Amazon isn't making a floss costume. Get yours here.
For Everyone Who's Still Not Quite Over Club Penguin
This iconic women's penguin costume is the perfect nostalgic and transitional fall-to-winter outfit. If you miss the weird little cartoon Pingu or your kids being entertained for hours playing Club Penguin, then this is the costume for you. Life's just better as a penguin.
Look at how happy and comfortable she is in this. Not only does this look warm and wearable, but if you wanted to be the penguin from Happy Feet all you'd have to do is slap on some tap shoes. Get yours here.
Get A Head Start On The Sunday Scaries By Being Alan From The Hangover
Okay so it's kind of hard to be Bradley Cooper from The Hangover since that would require dressing up like a God, but with this Hangover Costume you can be Alan and that's even better. Plus, you're already going to look like this all Sunday so you might as well get a head start.
An unexpected bonus is that if you're a dad with an infant all you have to do is buy the shirt, glasses, and beard. Oh, and baby glasses because those are a must. Get yours here.
Duffman Is Here To Refill Your Nondescript Bubbly Beverage
Oh yeah, this men's Duffman costume is here to supply the Halloween costume content that we all enjoy. It might have something to do with the fact that his branding is focussed entirely around one particular beverage, but he's everyone's favorite guy to invite to a party.
A bonus of this costume is that those are legitimate can holders on his belt because the Duff is a practical being. A downside of this costume is they might not let you in anywhere if you're coming fully stocked. Get yours here.
This Five Nights At Freddy's Costume Is Much Less Terrifying Than The Video Game
Listen, as scary as Jason and Freddy are, kids today are just not going to understand these references because they were way before their time. So dress your kid up in this Five Nights at Freddy's costume because it will definitely send some shivers down some fourth-grade spines.
Even if you haven't played the game, the concept of an animatronic teddy-bear out for your blood is terrifying and just made all of our experiences at Chuck-E-Cheese much different. Just eat the pizza and keep your head down. Get yours here.
You Can't Step On This LEGO
Grab your kid this child's LEGO costume and finally conquer your fear of Legos. Those things haunt you and your tender-soled feet and seem to lurk around every corner in your house. You never find any when you're wearing slippers, but when you're barefoot or in socks, your feet act like magnets for them.
A pro of this child's costume is that they can't use their hands while wearing it. I know that sounds like a con, but just think about it. How much less trouble can a kid get up to if they can't grab stuff? Get yours here.
Bring Oktoberfest To The Middle Of Ohio Or Wherever You're Partying
There's nothing that screams October more than this women's Oktoberfest costume, it's got it in the name after all. This costume is cute, fun, and tells people exactly what you'd like to be doing at this Halloween party.
The costume also doesn't include the "stein-purse" because the creators of this outfit know that you probably want to bring your own... purse. Happy Halloween or whatever, because this outfit is definitely celebrating what we would all like to be. Get yours here.
The Costume For Anyone Who Did Their Wedding Planning Watching Beetlejuice
This Beetlejuice bride costume is perfect for the girl who wants to look wedding-ready, still kind of scary, and give off major "I don't want to marry a demon" vibes. This is all very relatable content, or at least I hope it is.
This costume would work perfectly as part of a couple's costume if the other person could find a black and white pinstripe suit. Oh, and not sleep for at least six years before Halloween to really capture Beetlejuice's natural dark circles. Get yours here.
This Costume Looks Like A Deleted Scene From Jurassic World
This men's inflatable dino-riding costume is the answer to your prayers this spooky season. If you felt kinda jealous seeing your child wear that T-Rex costume, then fear no more because he's an equally dope Jurassic-themed costume for yourself.
Remember the part of Jurassic World when Chris Pratt mounted a tiny green baby dinosaur and rode it off into the sunset while screaming? No? Well, that must've only been on the director's cut version because either I was watching the wrong movie or you're not a true fan. Get yours here.
The Couple's Costume If You Don't Have A Nut Allergy
This couple's peanut butter and jelly costume wins on every level. It's cute, it's comfortable, and it'll be super easy to keep track of your significant other because all you have to do is ask people if they've seen a piece of bread walking around. It's pure, low-fat, and 100% organic genius.
A minor downside to this costume is you can't wear it inside primary schools, but it's not like you'd be going there anyway. Out in the real world, you can wear this anywhere and there's not a single sign that's going to stop you. Get yours here.
This Costume Is Pennywise And Wise For Your Pennies
If you think you're going to be doing some sewer prowling this Halloween, pick up this women's creepy clown costume and get your uniform right before you head out. Luckily, this thing doesn't include the creepy projector scene from the movie because otherwise, I'm not sure I'd be okay with hanging out with this person.
Another bonus to this costume is that Georgie is not in attendance. Even though various creepy and mutilated forms of him showed up throughout the movie, thankfully he decided to sit this appearance out. Get yours here.
This Baby Lion Is King And That's That On That
This seriously adorable infant baby lion costume will make your kid look like the Simba you always wanted. I know you've always wanted a pet baby lion that can talk, so luckily this costume gives you a version of that that can kind of say "Mom" and "no" and that's honestly good enough for me.
Also, just look at this kid's face. She's all ready to conquer the jungle and avenge her father after her uncle threw him into a stampede. Don't worry girl, you've just got to go find yourself in the jungle and then you can do it. Get yours here.
Your Kid Can Be The Be The Best Joker With This One
This awesome kid's joker costume finally settles the debate we've all been having with regards to which Batman movie had the bets Joker in it. Personally, and I'm speaking from the heart here, the Suicide Squad Joker and his four minutes of screentime didn't cut it for me. Dark Knight Joker all the way, baby.
A bonus about this costume is that it comes with a mask so you don't have to spend 40 minutes putting makeup on your kid that's just going to get smudged away. Get yours here.
Your Kid Can Be Everyone's Favorite Plumber
Dress your kid up for success in this cool Super Mario costume. Mario is the only plumber I know who can consistently rescue the same princess over and over again no matter the bodily or mental toll. He's a truly patient man.
Here's a truth: literally everyone loves Super Mario. He's probably the only plumber in your town with a consistent five-star rating on Yelp and a dedicated customer base that will buy his new products every time they come out. Get yours here.
The Cutest Little Bo Peep Costume From Toy Story
Seriously, Toy Story 4 absolutely nailed it and your kid can be everyone's favorite character this Halloween by dressing up in this adorable little Bo-Peep costume. Plus, this thing has pants. I don't have to tell you how great that is.
Unfortunately, the sheep couldn't make it this year for Halloween, but don't worry, this working woman can just shepherd other things. Like carry the entire plot on her back and keep the other characters in line, for example. Get yours here.
Finally, A Costume For How People Talk To You
If you're sick of people talking to you like you're walking around like you've got no head, really lean into that condescending attitude with this fantastic Headless Horseman costume. Really just take control of the narrative in a vaguely threatening and optical illusion-y way.
This costume is also good for anyone who just happens to love the classic and spooky tale. Celebrate the holiday the right way with this amazing horseman costume. Get yours here.
Contestant On Squid Game
Jump into the game this Halloween with a costume from Squid Game. While it would clearly be a stressful situation to be in the game, nothing is wrong with channeling your inner gambler for one night (especially if it has to do with candy!).
Hop on Amazon to find Squid Game tracksuits. Get yours here.
A Guard From Squid Game
Feel like being a villain? Think about being one of the guards from Squid Game this spooky season. The costume is not only comfortable but, like the guards in the Netflix series, you won't have to say much all night long!
If people ask, just say, you were very in character. Get your guard jumpsuit, mask, and accessories here.
