These Wild, Over-The-Top Bloody Marys Went Way Too Far

The Tailgate In A Glass

If you’re a fan of beef jerky and football tailgates, head on over to Parlor Sports in Sommerville, MA. This seriously strong bloody is crafted with Appalachian Thermonuclear Beef Jerky-infused vodka and topped with real pieces of the salty snack. They don’t even cheap out with Slim Jim. It’s the real deal.

Parlor’s Bloody Mary has all the fixins of the traditional drink, but with so much more class. From the homemade “mud” horseradish sauce to the heat-infused vodka (because everyone knows a blood best be spicy), it’ll definitely warm up the coldest winter brunches.