These Wild, Over-The-Top Bloody Marys Went Way Too Far

The Bloody For People Who Don’t Like Brunch

This Bloody Mary proves that things are definitely bigger in Texas. Pulled from the “[Expletive] Brunch” menu at Anvil Pub, this bloody includes all of our favorite farm species (cow, pig and even crawfish!). This insane bloody is topped with a bacon cheeseburger, beef jerky, a whole crawfish, a shrimp, sprouts, green beans, okra, onions, tomatoes, olives, cheese and a pickle. It’s served with a half-pint of beer as a “side garnish” for an extra boozy brunch. Basically, take one bite of this bloody and you’ll probably stay stuffed until work on your very hungover Monday morning. Can you have a meat hangover?