What Your Favorite Celebs Would Look Like If They Were Living In The ’80s

Celebrities are a different breed of human — the fashion, the hair, the cut-throat diets and paparazzi chases at every corner. Not all of us can have a professional stylist, makeup artist, personal trainer, and nutritionist making sure we’re the most beautiful people that have ever walked the streets of Tinseltown. But what if celebrities were average like the rest of us?

In an alternate universe, the biggest celebs like Miley Cyrus and Rihanna are just normal people living out their average lives in 1980s middle America. Here are their stories.

Lana Del Ray

Lana Del Ray is your English teacher. She does not appreciate all the comments the junior high boys make about whether or not she’s flirting with Mr. Sargento, the gym teacher. It’s wildly inappropriate and she’s asked everyone to kindly stop. Don’t make her give you detention, she says as she blushes and turns the page of Romeo & Juliet. Much to the class’ dismay, she’s teaching Shakespeare today. The subject matter makes it impossible for Miss Del Ray to not think about what it would be like to run away with Mr. Sargento – to get out of this small town and see the world. Will their love always feel so forbidden?